Nintai's Joke Corner

Buff gun
From the deepest parts of the community, came a weapon, so dark and sinister, that even the most seasoned idle players tremble with fear. It was referred to as the allmighty Reverse Nerf Gun!

The projectiles it uses are the most powerful words that the community of Transport defender could ever come up with:

Not nerf again :(

Idle master race!

More cargo!

Decrease hp!

500 is not 2000

Buff this feature!

Features
This is the list of features that were created to make fun of the idiots who play too much Transport Defender

#58 Sleepwiz and Neet mistakes
Once upon a time, there were 2 idiots who bought too many Starting sector increases and managed to block themselves out of the real gameplay. The only solution they had was to hard reset the whole game. May they Rest in Pieces.

Effect: Forces you to confirm an increase of the starting sector

#62 Jester5093 and - Michael - DUO
After calling too much for a buff, they finally got what they asked for: The omnipotent developer buff. Too bad they forgot to ask for a way to get the buff.

Effect: Gives u a 0% chance to get the developer buff

#84 Oratory's walker
Oratory is a legend in the Transport Defender community. And thats not because people like him. He is probably the wor.fwalahwfe76t34w2,bfjhawef......

After a little discussion with Oratory and his fists i changed my mind: He is the greatest person ever. ALL HAIL ORATORY.

Effect: Decreases the Fire rate of all weapons

#107 Hratt's countermeasure
When people start using bugs and too much free time to get to the very top of Transport Defender, they must be stopped. One such case was Hratt's. To prevent him from being as fast as before IDNoise implemented this feature. Sadly he forgot to make it mandatory for him.

Effect: Decreases gained Locked Cargo

#117 NOTHING
Effect: Nothing, what did u expect?